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		<title>TV, Bitch!: Pimp My Training Chapter 2</title>
		<link>http://www.imontvbitch.com/2011/02/pimp-my-training-chapter-2-get-retarded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The first thing I learned in my graduate acting course was that actors are slightly retarded. I won’t pretend it was the first time I’d thought about it.  I’ve been close with actors all my... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2011/02/pimp-my-training-chapter-2-get-retarded/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>The Blaze</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What up TVBers! We’ve created a pilot! A new animated series called “The Blaze”. It’s epic, it’s fun, it’s smart, it’s killer. In the coming months, we’re going to be giving you an... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2011/01/the-blaze/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Afterlife</title>
		<link>http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/afterlife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 07:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What really waits for us when we shed our mortal coil? The afterlife has the cognisants of a child You can only find out the answer after you stop questioning. I wonder how tight are the... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/afterlife/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Home Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You are picturesque. Each moment of motion captured in my lens While simultaneously moving without skipping a beat. You are stop-motion photography. Body perfect, you've only ever been... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/home-movie/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Let Go</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Let go of your imagination You've had it too long You're too used to the tone of it's voice You've already starting knowing what it wants before it does and as a result you've started running... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/let-go/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Stream of Conscience</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Scattered and scarred Life tattered, battered and tarred Un-American hit, like I'm batting abroad Amidst fits of rage a misfit's emerged Bliss shit's a page when i split a rift into... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/stream-of-conscience/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>April&#8217;s Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 16:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>How lovely to be the fool Blissful like Sandra Bullock on Oscar night Or the death squad member with a blank in their gun Nothing feels better than not knowing My pope-like ignorance can make... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/05/aprils-fool/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Relating</title>
		<link>http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/03/relating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes relating to circumstances isn't as easy a process as we want it to be. We can objectively look at a role and completely understand it, even have some incredible insight, but when it's... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/03/relating/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Surrender</title>
		<link>http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/02/surrender/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you're going to make it out there auditioning you must get rid of the inner judge. Accept who you are! Be happy to be who you are! Don't get in your own way in auditions because you might... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/02/surrender/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Use What You Have</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Another bit of advice when auditioning.  Use the space.  If you have a chair there, it's part of your set.  Use it.  But don't use it as an auditioning chair.  It could be anything!  Make... <a href="http://www.imontvbitch.com/2010/02/use-what-you-have/">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
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